Hang abouts! If we win our two games in hand on Liverpool we're back in the top four

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

I sometimes wonder if he can actually do anything else. Obviously I don't wonder about this very often.

No, not very often at all.

I should think if he ever engages in a little soixante-neuf with his GLW, the tip of his outrageously large olfactory organ penetrates her back passage. Whether she finds this edifying or not is a perfectly valid subject for idle speculation methinks.

[Ash]

Do you suppose he can touch his own skinless pecker with the tip of his nose?

You are Ken Livingstone and I claim my five pounds.

[Burney]

You are Ken Livingstone and I claim my five pounds.

Did you see this, a?

https://twitter.com/qynq/status/849208319692681220

[Burney]

I thought we were unmitigated gash?

I believe that is known as the tyranny of low expectations.

[Monty92]

I believe that is known as the tyranny of low expectations.

No, our expectations are to have a manager as reliably good as Mourinho, Klopp or Guardiola.

Oh.

[redgunamo]

No, our expectations are to have a manager as reliably good as Mourinho, Klopp or Guardiola.

Oh.

Yeah, since we last won anything decent, there's about a dozen titles and a few European Cups in that little lot

[The Insider]

Yeah, since we last won anything decent, there's about a dozen titles and a few European Cups in that little lot

1. I may be just an old fart, but I class the FA Cup as significant.
2. We are always **** mid-decade - 50s, 60s, 70s, 80, 90s - even 00s after 2004
3. Guardiola won everything at Barca (Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Neymar etc.) and the League at Bayern - my dead gran could have won these
4. Mourinho has been utter **** for quite a few years now. His last term at Chelsea and current one at United are utterly shameful given his experience and resources
5. What has Klopp won? And what a **** up his brave new dawn at the Scouse dogs has become.
6. Even Poche****to has admitted that a top four finish is the same as winning a trophy anywhere else in Europe.

I could go on, but I am boring myself. Suffice to say, we will miss him when he is gone.

[redgunamo]

1. I may be just an old fart, but I class the FA Cup as significant.
2. We are always **** mid-decade - 50s, 60s, 70s, 80, 90s - even 00s after 2004
3. Guardiola won everything at Barca (Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Neymar etc.) and the League at Bayern - my dead gran could have won these
4. Mourinho has been utter **** for quite a few years now. His last term at Chelsea and current one at United are utterly shameful given his experience and resources
5. What has Klopp won? And what a **** up his brave new dawn at the Scouse dogs has become.
6. Even Poche****to has admitted that a top four finish is the same as winning a trophy anywhere else in Europe.

I could go on, but I am boring myself. Suffice to say, we will miss him when he is gone.

Seen. It's only within the context of this ongoing discussion that the Cup doesn't count.

[Burney]

No, our expectations are to have a manager as reliably good as Mourinho, Klopp or Guardiola.

Oh.

I'm referring to the fact that you appear to be crowing about the possibility of us - maybe, if everything goes to plan - scraping into the top four. That's not a good look.

[Monty92]

I'm referring to the fact that you appear to be crowing about the possibility of us - maybe, if everything goes to plan - scraping into the top four. That's not a good look.

I am not crowing about that, though there is reason to crow.