Quick Rant #3231212121 People who have bottles of water with those sports cap on them

[Sir C]

People who don't put their stuff on the conveyor belt quickly. They have already started scanning their stuff and they are still ****ing about one thing at a time.

then it takes them forever to put it in the trolley and then get a giant purse out and look for their bank card for 30 mins. oh not not that one. Oh hang on I got a voucher.

The Ocadoman is your best friend, f. £9.99 per month for unlimited deliveries (minimu spend applies). I have three deliveries a week and have to visit a supermarket for something I've forgotten twice a year.

[Burney]

The Ocadoman is your best friend, f. £9.99 per month for unlimited deliveries (minimu spend applies). I have three deliveries a week and have to visit a supermarket for something I've forgotten twice a year.

I've come to hate deliveries for anything other than staples. Not to mention their constant attempts to fob me off with replacement items that are clearly whatever they can't sell. No. 'Banana Bread Beer' will not be an acceptable replacement for my usual bitter. Cûnts.

[Sir C]

I've come to hate deliveries for anything other than staples. Not to mention their constant attempts to fob me off with replacement items that are clearly whatever they can't sell. No. 'Banana Bread Beer' will not be an acceptable replacement for my usual bitter. Cûnts.

In 15 years of Ocado deliveries I've had, perhaps, two or three substitutions and another two or three items out of stock and no substitute offered. Definitely not ****s.

[Burney]

In 15 years of Ocado deliveries I've had, perhaps, two or three substitutions and another two or three items out of stock and no substitute offered. Definitely not ****s.

No, this is Tesco and Sainsbury's, to be fair. Remember when Waitrose tried doing their own deliveries for a while? They were utterly useless.

[Sir C]

No, this is Tesco and Sainsbury's, to be fair. Remember when Waitrose tried doing their own deliveries for a while? They were utterly useless.

Yes, I had a couple of deliveries from Waitrose in Bromley. An utter disaster.

Of course one wonders how Ocado will get on when their deal with Waitrose expires; next year, I believe. We may see a dip in quality.

[Burney]

Yes, I had a couple of deliveries from Waitrose in Bromley. An utter disaster.

Of course one wonders how Ocado will get on when their deal with Waitrose expires; next year, I believe. We may see a dip in quality.

As I recall, the own-brand Ocado stuff is pretty fair shïte.

[Rich]

The Ocadoman is your best friend, f. £9.99 per month for unlimited deliveries (minimu spend applies). I have three deliveries a week and have to visit a supermarket for something I've forgotten twice a year.

You're being mugged off. I pay £79 a year. I also like the text you get on the delivery morning/day before.

Ravi will be delivering you your shopping today in a raspberry van. What I find strange, though, is that I don't think I've had the same driver more than once. This doesn't make logistical sense to me.

And I wish they wouldn't offer to bring the bags to my kitchen.

[Burney]

You're being mugged off. I pay £79 a year. I also like the text you get on the delivery morning/day before.

Ravi will be delivering you your shopping today in a raspberry van. What I find strange, though, is that I don't think I've had the same driver more than once. This doesn't make logistical sense to me.

And I wish they wouldn't offer to bring the bags to my kitchen.

I won't have them at the front door. I insist they come up my back passage.




...waits for Pokster.

[Pokster]

I won't have them at the front door. I insist they come up my back passage.




...waits for Pokster.

I'm sorry, you can't make it that easy for me ....so to speak