Quick Rant #3231212121 People who have bottles of water with those sports cap on them

[Burney]

I have one on my desk

I unscrew the cap. I refuse to suckle at a bottle like an infant at a teat. Equally, I refuse to squirt the bloody stuff into my mouth.

[Pokster]

I unscrew the cap. I refuse to suckle at a bottle like an infant at a teat. Equally, I refuse to squirt the bloody stuff into my mouth.

Your mum likes people squirting it into her mouth

[Burney]

Your mum likes people squirting it into her mouth

Good lord, p! Do you lurk purely in anticipation of these opportunities?

[Pokster]

Good lord, p! Do you lurk purely in anticipation of these opportunities?

No, it's your mum who lurks in anticipation of those opportunities.

I'll stop now

[Pokster]

Good lord, p! Do you lurk purely in anticipation of these opportunities?

I seem to recall that you went through a stage of making a lot of "your mum" jokes... must be a mid life crisis

[Burney]

I seem to recall that you went through a stage of making a lot of "your mum" jokes... must be a mid life crisis

Oh, I'm still very fond of a good your mum joke, p.

[Pokster]

Oh, I'm still very fond of a good your mum joke, p.

If I ever do a good one please let me know