Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
Indeed. My old dear recovered my dad's remains from the bottom of the garden this morning, after we'd promised faithfully that we were to renounce the grain for a bit. My fault entirely, of course, but I avoided the rod as I at least made it back into the house. Lunch will be a tense affair
You left your poor elderly father to sleep in the garden in March? Dear God, man! You're a monster!