I'm trying to decide whether I prefer my Hula Hoops in beef

[Sir C]

Ritz biscuits with Primula cheese made into a little biscuity sandwich

Carrs Cheese Melts for actual proper cheese board stuff

I once saw a tube of Primula cheese with, wait for it, prawns.

The really distressing part of the story is that I bought the tube of Primula cheese with prawns, and I ate the tube of Primula cheese with prawns.

[Burney]

I once saw a tube of Primula cheese with, wait for it, prawns.

The really distressing part of the story is that I bought the tube of Primula cheese with prawns, and I ate the tube of Primula cheese with prawns.

I don't think I've ever knowingly eaten Primula cheese. Does this mean I'm part of the out-of-touch metropolitan liberal elite?

[Sir C]

I don't think I've ever knowingly eaten Primula cheese. Does this mean I'm part of the out-of-touch metropolitan liberal elite?

I think the liberal elite eat Primula cheese, but ironically. It's basically Dairylea in a toothpaste tube, but the addition of prawns was a work of genius.

[Burney]

I think the liberal elite eat Primula cheese, but ironically. It's basically Dairylea in a toothpaste tube, but the addition of prawns was a work of genius.

Do the prawns not block up the nozzle?

[Sir C]

Do the prawns not block up the nozzle?

Not if you squeeze hard enough.

[Burney]

Not if you squeeze hard enough.

Gosh. I have clearly been missing out all these years. Do you just squeeze it straight into your mouth?

[Sir C]

Gosh. I have clearly been missing out all these years. Do you just squeeze it straight into your mouth?

Dear God, that would be monstrous; the barbarous act of, I dfon't know, a protestant, perhaps!

(Yes)