So it seems that it was the Defence Secretary's Close Protection Officer who shot

[Burney]

I'm fully resigned to decay and mortality now, b. I have drawn up a list of things to try to achieve before I pass:

1. Tumescence. Just once!
2. A brief period of rest and reflection between retirement and dementia.
3. Erm, that's it.

I would just like you to note that I have never mentioned to a soul what I saw that day at the hairdresser's.

Well, apart from when I showed the pic I'd taken to the barman at the Savoy, of course.

Other than that, I think I've been fiercely loyal.