Wife's away tonight. Can anything tempt me away from the siren song

[Burney]

KFC with gravy? Steak sandwich? Hung shao rou?

Nah, get yourself down the kebab shop.

I can't really see any alternative, tbh. Although I'm increasingly convinced that all the actual meat in the special mixed kebab (chicken shish, lamb shish, kofte, etc) are inferior to the doner meat and only serve to make one feel slightly less shabby.

[SWv2]

I can't really see any alternative, tbh. Although I'm increasingly convinced that all the actual meat in the special mixed kebab (chicken shish, lamb shish, kofte, etc) are inferior to the doner meat and only serve to make one feel slightly less shabby.

An indian is always a contender chez moi.

Poppadums, bhaji, tarka daal, chicken madras, naan.

Mint Magnum for afters.

[Burney]

An indian is always a contender chez moi.

Poppadums, bhaji, tarka daal, chicken madras, naan.

Mint Magnum for afters.

There's just too much of an Indian, though, isn't there?

I briefly considered a Chinky, mind. Chicken balls with red gloop, ribs with brown gloop, Singapore noodles?

[SWv2]

There's just too much of an Indian, though, isn't there?

I briefly considered a Chinky, mind. Chicken balls with red gloop, ribs with brown gloop, Singapore noodles?

I do think the Kebab is your best friend here. All options on the table will initially satisfy but that immediate boom of satisfaction will wane.

I think the Dutch earlier suggested a steak sandwich which all things considered is a very good option.

[Sir C]

I do think the Kebab is your best friend here. All options on the table will initially satisfy but that immediate boom of satisfaction will wane.

I think the Dutch earlier suggested a steak sandwich which all things considered is a very good option.

Women just don't appreciate the wonders of hot meat and bread. It's very much a ma thing, I think.

b and I once roasted a rib of beef, nice and rare, and ate the whole ****ing thing with slices of bread dipped in the meat juices. Fúcking hell, I'm getting a chubby just thinking of it.

[Burney]

Women just don't appreciate the wonders of hot meat and bread. It's very much a ma thing, I think.

b and I once roasted a rib of beef, nice and rare, and ate the whole ****ing thing with slices of bread dipped in the meat juices. Fúcking hell, I'm getting a chubby just thinking of it.

It quite erased United dicking us nice and hard from the mind. Although we were drinking margaritas as well, which helped.

[Sir C]

It quite erased United dicking us nice and hard from the mind. Although we were drinking margaritas as well, which helped.

Oh, were we playing United? I was thinking it was the Birmingham cup final.

[Burney]

I do think the Kebab is your best friend here. All options on the table will initially satisfy but that immediate boom of satisfaction will wane.

I think the Dutch earlier suggested a steak sandwich which all things considered is a very good option.

Had a steak sandwich last night. Onions, mushrooms, cheese, mustard. Outstanding.

[Sir C]

I can't really see any alternative, tbh. Although I'm increasingly convinced that all the actual meat in the special mixed kebab (chicken shish, lamb shish, kofte, etc) are inferior to the doner meat and only serve to make one feel slightly less shabby.

It is true that doner meat remains king; however, imagine ingesting that in mixed kebab quantities. You'd die of grease.

I have a solo night on Friday. I was planning on a large rib-eye with, perhaps, a sauce Diane and rosti potatoes. I may reconsider.