What did we all have for lunch?

[Sir C]

Home-made lamb keema aloo tikki for me. Delicious, if I do say so myself.

I also had a piece of Grasmere gingerbread that someone bought in. I normally couldn't give a shït about gingerbread, but this stuff is different gravy.

Sausage sandwich, which sounds dull, but the sausages were quite pink in the middle, leading me to suspect that I had undercooked them, so there's potential for excitement yet to come.

French market in Swanley yesterday. I scored a quite remarkable Tomme de Savoie, a deliciously creamy Vignotte and a Munster of such odiferousness that I was almost gagging whilst eating it.

[Burney]

Sausage sandwich, which sounds dull, but the sausages were quite pink in the middle, leading me to suspect that I had undercooked them, so there's potential for excitement yet to come.

French market in Swanley yesterday. I scored a quite remarkable Tomme de Savoie, a deliciously creamy Vignotte and a Munster of such odiferousness that I was almost gagging whilst eating it.

I love a good Munster. An underrated cheese.

Mind you, Swanley? Where? Outside the big Asda?

[Sir C]

I love a good Munster. An underrated cheese.

Mind you, Swanley? Where? Outside the big Asda?

Yes, there's a sort of... piazza there, all post-apocalyptic-looking. It was odd to realise that, having lived within 5 miles or so of the place since 1976, I had never set foot there before.

[Burney]

Yes, there's a sort of... piazza there, all post-apocalyptic-looking. It was odd to realise that, having lived within 5 miles or so of the place since 1976, I had never set foot there before.

I know where you mean. When it's empty, you can imagine Alex and his droogs stalking across it prior to performing a bit of ultra violence on you.

You should have popped into The Lullingstone Castle for a swift half.*


*N.B. This is a joke. No-one reading this should ever go into The Lullingstone Castle. Should you do so, Burney Enterprises accepts no responsibility for your well-being.