Now, I'm the first to applaud Chuck Berry's contribution to Rock and Roll, but

[Burney]

I find it hard to condemn a chap on the basis of a guess, though. The fart may have been entirely consensual.

Is he not entitled to be considered innocent until proven guilty?

Was Jimmy Savile?

If Berry is not to be criticised for his deviancy, I think we need to reassess the career of Sir Jingle-Jangle.