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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    One wonders what part of this story you find most objectionable; the urinating, the blondeness, or the fart?
    The fart does seem to be overegging the pudding somewhat to me. I mean one assumes the lady had agreed a price for everything else, but the fart I'm guessing was extra.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The fart does seem to be overegging the pudding somewhat to me. I mean one assumes the lady had agreed a price for everything else, but the fart I'm guessing was extra.
    I find it hard to condemn a chap on the basis of a guess, though. The fart may have been entirely consensual.

    Is he not entitled to be considered innocent until proven guilty?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I find it hard to condemn a chap on the basis of a guess, though. The fart may have been entirely consensual.

    Is he not entitled to be considered innocent until proven guilty?
    Was Jimmy Savile?

    If Berry is not to be criticised for his deviancy, I think we need to reassess the career of Sir Jingle-Jangle.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Was Jimmy Savile?

    If Berry is not to be criticised for his deviancy, I think we need to reassess the career of Sir Jingle-Jangle.
    I am afraid that has been my attitude to Sir Jimmy all along. The relish with shich he is universally condemned is deeply disturbing to me, given that he never had an opportunity to defend himself.

    'He must have done it because lots of people say he did, plus he looks like a deviant', appears to be the line of reasoning. That right there is filthy leftist thinking, and should be firmly rejected.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I am afraid that has been my attitude to Sir Jimmy all along. The relish with shich he is universally condemned is deeply disturbing to me, given that he never had an opportunity to defend himself.

    'He must have done it because lots of people say he did, plus he looks like a deviant', appears to be the line of reasoning. That right there is filthy leftist thinking, and should be firmly rejected.
    Talking of which, did you see Laurie Penny making an arse of herself of Twitter yesterday by suggesting that asian women are short and then being properly Twitch-trialled into abject apology for it? Hilarious, it was.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Talking of which, did you see Laurie Penny making an arse of herself of Twitter yesterday by suggesting that asian women are short and then being properly Twitch-trialled into abject apology for it? Hilarious, it was.
    No I missed that

    Hoist by her own petard, really.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No I missed that

    Hoist by her own petard, really.
    It was brilliant. She tweeted something about wanting to source clothes because she's a short-arse and asked where short Asian women got their clothes in the UK. Cue thousands of lefties sniffing blood and castigating her for reinforcing negative stereotypes of Asian women. She was reduced to mea culpa-ing massively, claiming she had to work on her white privilege and claiming her thoughtlessness was down to tweeting when she was hungry ( ).

    Naturally, these being lefties, no-one at any stage pointed out the salient fact that - on average - asian women are actually relatively short.

  8. #8
    My take on awimb is there are some massive useless dogs perched on tiny mangers.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I am afraid that has been my attitude to Sir Jimmy all along. The relish with shich he is universally condemned is deeply disturbing to me, given that he never had an opportunity to defend himself.

    'He must have done it because lots of people say he did, plus he looks like a deviant', appears to be the line of reasoning. That right there is filthy leftist thinking, and should be firmly rejected.
    Right, but there's alot of jealous people about.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Is he not entitled to be considered innocent until proven guilty?

    My Ding-A-Ling
    My Ding-a-Ling
    I want you to play with my ding-a-ling


    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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