Let's take our mind off football and help Pat Vegas see if it is feasible

[Pat Vegas]

What if you go a while without using any ice, though? Don't you end up with stale old ice?

when I worked in a bar.

Throwing a load of ice in the sink and melting it with the hot tap slowly was great fun.

Do that.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

when I worked in a bar.

Throwing a load of ice in the sink and melting it with the hot tap slowly was great fun.

Do that.

We have a fetish for running taps

[Burney]

What if you go a while without using any ice, though? Don't you end up with stale old ice?

I assume it's like sperm and, if it doesn't ejaculate for a while, it will have spontaneous emissions.