"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Gyles Brandreth
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Josef Fritzl
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Martin O'Neill
10 characters? Pile of cund.