People who look like rodents.

[SWv2]

Jamie Vardy. Looks like a rat, behaves like a dirty ratfink, most probably is a rat/fink hybrid.

It is difficult to put into words my joy that we missed out on this chap in the summer.

In fact I see our attempted signing of him as absolute proof that the manager has lost his touch and indeed his marbles.

Wenger out.

[Sir C]

It is difficult to put into words my joy that we missed out on this chap in the summer.

In fact I see our attempted signing of him as absolute proof that the manager has lost his touch and indeed his marbles.

Wenger out.

His failure to perform footballistically is not the issue to me. I simply cannoy entertain the thought of our club employing the lowest of the English chav class. Adams and Merson were bad enough, but this bloke takes the piss.

[Ash]

English chav class. Adams

The man plays the piano and appreciates poetry. And according to some chap from The Times, the finest footballer ever to grace the red and white of The Arsenal. May a fellow not rise above his starting point?

[Burney]

The man plays the piano and appreciates poetry. And according to some chap from The Times, the finest footballer ever to grace the red and white of The Arsenal. May a fellow not rise above his starting point?

Also a very handy cricketer.

Did used to wet the bed a lot, though.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Santi Cazorla

[Mo Britain less Europe]

No. It's Timothy Spall.