People who look like rodents.

[Sir C]

It is difficult to put into words my joy that we missed out on this chap in the summer.

In fact I see our attempted signing of him as absolute proof that the manager has lost his touch and indeed his marbles.

Wenger out.

His failure to perform footballistically is not the issue to me. I simply cannoy entertain the thought of our club employing the lowest of the English chav class. Adams and Merson were bad enough, but this bloke takes the piss.