Good Lord! Jezza is actually surpassing himself at PMQs today.

[Burney]

I actually flattered him. He in fact only actually asked two questions of the six he's allowed.

Question 1: “Big business evades a lot of national insurance through bogus self employment.” No question.

Question 2: “What is she going to do to fill that Budget black hole?” Question.

Question 3: “It is a grossly unfair system where those in self employment pay some national insurance, employers do not and benefit from it. That is a gross injustice which has to be addressed.” No question.

Question 4: “Cuts to social care and cuts to people with disabilities. That is the agenda of her government and everybody knows it.” No question.

Question 5: “Can she say what she’s doing to help the worst off and poorest in our society rather than continuing cutting local government expenditure, schools expenditure and underfunding social care.” Question, about schools.

Question 6: “What she has to do is address the issues of injustice and inequality in our society, and a government that’s dedicated to widening the gap, not helping those that are hard up, working self-employed to try and make ends meet, and not getting access to any benefits at the same time.” No question.

[Pokster]

I actually flattered him. He in fact only actually asked two questions of the six he's allowed.

To be fair (can't believe i am saying that) half the time the PM doesn't answer the question put to them and turns it into "look at the opposition pasrty policy"