Good Lord! Jezza is actually surpassing himself at PMQs today.

[Sir C]

You still would, though, right?

No.

First time ever.

[Burney]

No.

First time ever.

More woman than you can handle, eh?

Or is it just you don't dig black chicks?

[Sir C]

More woman than you can handle, eh?

Or is it just you don't dig black chicks?

Her repulsive personality shines out of her face. That's what troubles me. Now in the case of a Toynbee or a Laurie, one might take this awfulness and use it as fuel for the degrading rituals one would visit upon them, but in Abbott's case, the evil within is powerful enough to overwhelm even the basest of urges.

[Burney]

Her repulsive personality shines out of her face. That's what troubles me. Now in the case of a Toynbee or a Laurie, one might take this awfulness and use it as fuel for the degrading rituals one would visit upon them, but in Abbott's case, the evil within is powerful enough to overwhelm even the basest of urges.

And you wouldn't touch the sides.

[Monty92]

And you wouldn't touch the sides.

Is there actually any scientific correlation between the size of a woman and the size of her vagina?

[Sir C]

Is there actually any scientific correlation between the size of a woman and the size of her vagina?

Absolutely.

I've had some big old units in my younger days

Oh God, the smell, the smell!

[Burney]

Absolutely.

I've had some big old units in my younger days

Oh God, the smell, the smell!

I really wish I hadn't brought Diane Abbott's vagina into this.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Is there actually any scientific correlation between the size of a woman and the size of her vagina?

No. Many years ago I had the "good fortune" to deflower a woman slightly larger than Giant Haystacks and boy was she tight. It was difficult to find the way in for starters.

[Burney]

No. Many years ago I had the "good fortune" to deflower a woman slightly larger than Giant Haystacks and boy was she tight. It was difficult to find the way in for starters.

Are you sure you did actually deflower her, mo? With that sort of lady, there are any number of crevices you might be popping it into thinking you've found her oh-be-joyful.