Good Lord! Jezza is actually surpassing himself at PMQs today.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Jezza belle

[Sir C]

Jezza belle

Jesus Christ, my lunch very nearly reappeared then.

Would issuing a little warning have killed you?

[Monty92]

Jesus Christ, my lunch very nearly reappeared then.

Would issuing a little warning have killed you?

You can't express disgust at the appearance of a black woman, as that makes you racist, according to fat ugly c*nt Diane Abbott.

[Burney]

You can't express disgust at the appearance of a black woman, as that makes you racist, according to fat ugly c*nt Diane Abbott.

Thing is, that may well be a weave on top of her head, which means she could look even more horrific au naturel.

[Sir C]

You can't express disgust at the appearance of a black woman, as that makes you racist, according to fat ugly c*nt Diane Abbott.

If being revolted by Diane Abbott defines me as a racist, I'm just going to have to hold my hands up and admit the charge

[Burney]

If being revolted by Diane Abbott defines me as a racist, I'm just going to have to hold my hands up and admit the charge

You still would, though, right?

[Sir C]

You still would, though, right?

No.

First time ever.

[Burney]

No.

First time ever.

More woman than you can handle, eh?

Or is it just you don't dig black chicks?