Quote Originally Posted by Mo Britain less Europe View Post
No. Many years ago I had the "good fortune" to deflower a woman slightly larger than Giant Haystacks and boy was she tight. It was difficult to find the way in for starters.
Are you sure you did actually deflower her, mo? With that sort of lady, there are any number of crevices you might be popping it into thinking you've found her oh-be-joyful.