Sir Chips has spoken:

[Pat Vegas]

i read it as....I'm off to enjoy Cheltenham next week so here's a shi tty press release to keep you plebs, simpletons and inbreds happy...please contact / vent your anger at Arsene as I'll be too busy lording it at the Champagne bar and watching the Champion Hurdle and Gold Cup....

Kind regards

sir chippy.

Tony C? the C stands for Chips Tony Chips.