To the tune of "time flies by when I'm a driver on the train....." from Chigley

[Ash]

Euphemism?

You have a filthy mind, sir.

[Burney]

I just stood up at my desk to announce to my workforce that I was going to sack it off for the weekend, and that they should hang on until 5 before doing the same, felt guilty, and sat down again.

For fúck's sake.

Couldn't you slip out, saying you have some important boss man business to attend to and just not come back?

I mean, you'd have to hide so that they couldn't just see you in your house, scratching your nuts as they leave, I suppose, but still.

[Sir C]

Couldn't you slip out, saying you have some important boss man business to attend to and just not come back?

I mean, you'd have to hide so that they couldn't just see you in your house, scratching your nuts as they leave, I suppose, but still.

I'd still feel guilty. And if I did that, they'd still be here at 5:30, the poor bastárds.

[Luis Anaconda]

I'd still feel guilty. And if I did that, they'd still be here at 5:30, the poor bastárds.

meant for B's post :roll eyes: I'm having to resist writing about one watch which the company proudly boasts can work as a standalone stop watch when you remove the strap without referencing "one off the wrist"

[Burney]

meant for B's post :roll eyes: I'm having to resist writing about one watch which the company proudly boasts can work as a standalone stop watch when you remove the strap without referencing "one off the wrist"

Also must be tempting to use the phrase 'strap on', I suspect?

[SWv2]

I just stood up at my desk to announce to my workforce that I was going to sack it off for the weekend, and that they should hang on until 5 before doing the same, felt guilty, and sat down again.

For fúck's sake.

You may enjoy this having before regaled me with how taken you were with the ability to purchase fried chicken with your motor fuel.


€40 euro petrol, a chicken madras with tarka daal and roti please.

http://www.breakingnews.ie/business/...re-778698.html

[Burney]

You may enjoy this having before regaled me with how taken you were with the ability to purchase fried chicken with your motor fuel.


€40 euro petrol, a chicken madras with tarka daal and roti please.

http://www.breakingnews.ie/business/...re-778698.html

The lad in the middle looks inappropriately stern.

[SWv2]

The lad in the middle looks inappropriately stern.

He is presumably a serious businessman, as opposed to a bloke in a shiny suit stood in a petrol station eating a curry.

Paddy on the left just wants a ham sandwich.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

He is presumably a serious businessman, as opposed to a bloke in a shiny suit stood in a petrol station eating a curry.

Paddy on the left just wants a ham sandwich.

I was going to say the man on the left looks extremely Paddyish
I can hear his voice

[Sir C]

You may enjoy this having before regaled me with how taken you were with the ability to purchase fried chicken with your motor fuel.


€40 euro petrol, a chicken madras with tarka daal and roti please.

http://www.breakingnews.ie/business/...re-778698.html

No fried chicken and chips? It's just not the same, sw