He's going to Barcelona, isn't he?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

PSG is the often mooted destination, or perhaps retirement. He is not a young man.

These big Spanish clubs have presidents who like to meddle in affairs that perhaps Arsene may not like them meddling in, football for a start.

2 more years with us or retirement I would guess.

I think the old tosser's far more of a drama queen than you give him credit for. Retirement would be far too sedate a denouement for him. I sense a bit of a flounce coming on with him bellowing at us "Now just wait and see what comes after me you fools!" (delivered in his comedy Cleuso accent of course).