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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    I note the repeated use of the word 'accused' there. I think you know where I am going with this.
    Some hugely boring Springsteen reference would by my guess.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Some hugely boring Springsteen reference would by my guess.
    Ah, you are thinking of that verse in My Hometown. Or possibly American Skin?

    No, I wasn't going with that. Probably more of a Hattie Carroll reference.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Some hugely boring Springsteen reference would by my guess.
    Well the city supplied a public defender
    But the judge was mean John Brown
    He came into the courthouse
    And stared poor Johnny down
    Said, "The evidence is clear
    Gonna let the sentence son fit the crime
    Prison for 98 and a year
    We'll call it even Johnny 99"

    A sad tale, I think you'll agree.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Well the city supplied a public defender
    But the judge was mean John Brown
    He came into the courthouse
    And stared poor Johnny down
    Said, "The evidence is clear
    Gonna let the sentence son fit the crime
    Prison for 98 and a year
    We'll call it even Johnny 99"

    A sad tale, I think you'll agree.
    What crime did Johnny commit?

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    What crime did Johnny commit?
    We'll think up something later. The important thing is he's guilty.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    What crime did Johnny commit?
    He came home too drunk
    From mixing Tanqueray and wine
    Got a gun
    Killed a night clerk
    Now they call him Johnny 99.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He came home too drunk
    From mixing Tanqueray and wine
    Got a gun
    Killed a night clerk
    Now they call him Johnny 99.
    To be fair, he did have debts no honest man could pay. Now I aint saying that makes him an innocent man.

    I am saying that Johnny gets a fair old airing live. Would it kill him to do My Father's House, just once??

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    To be fair, he did have debts no honest man could pay. Now I aint saying that makes him an innocent man.

    I am saying that Johnny gets a fair old airing live. Would it kill him to do My Father's House, just once??
    Does he still do Nebraska? I like that won.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Does he still do Nebraska? I like that won.
    I have never seen him do it. Very, very rare. However, pretty much every night he will spontaneously grab some ugly little kid out of the crowd to join him for the chorus to Waiting on a Sunny Day, a song so dull and generic it could be played at a wedding.

    Thankfully, and not by accident, I am usually so pissed by this point that it barely registers.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Does he still do Nebraska? I like that won.
    Good call. I like Atlantic City.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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