My tennis coach at the David Lloyd Centre is good mates with George and tells me he's very nearly wheelchair bound due to crippling arthritisOriginally Posted by Burney
My tennis coach at the David Lloyd Centre is good mates with George and tells me he's very nearly wheelchair bound due to crippling arthritis
You have a tennis coach?My tennis coach at the David Lloyd Centre is good mates with George and tells me he's very nearly wheelchair bound due to crippling arthritis
I believe it's traditional in Jewish circles to have a tennis coach so that he can have an affair with your wife.
As long as it doesn't clash with my lessonsI believe it's traditional in Jewish circles to have a tennis coach so that he can have an affair with your wife.
Yeah man. I've making great strides too, apparently. I'm just fine tuning my serve before I smash Ash's c*nt in.
Presumably he's taught you not to stand in no-mans land and to stop waving the racquet around as if it was a ping-pong paddle.
I haven't hit a ball since around the time we played so I'll need to get my eye in before we play again. Not that my eyes still work at this age anyway. #excusesinearly Mind you, my dad has started playing again after his hip replacement and he's nearly eighty.
I knew someone was going to highlight this. And I knew that someone would do it just this way.
And furthermore, I knew that someone would be you.
Well done me.
A few cortisone injections will sort that out.My tennis coach at the David Lloyd Centre is good mates with George and tells me he's very nearly wheelchair bound due to crippling arthritis
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