Shortest time you've stayed at a new job?

[Ash]

Three days. Cleaning a Marmite factory. You have no idea what decades of Marmite production leaves on the walls of a Victorian factory building. By Wednesday I just couldn't hack it any more

Where was the factory?

[Sir C]

Where was the factory?

Erith, Crayford sort of area.

[Ash]

Erith, Crayford sort of area.

I shall be going to Erith next weekend to do part of the Green Chain walk from Erith to Falcoln Wood via Lessness Abbey Wood and Bostall wood. I shall have a look out an old factory building with chaps still trying to clean solidified gloop from the walls.

Meanwhile, your post has made page one of a google search for 'Marmite Factory Crayford'.

[Sir C]

I shall be going to Erith next weekend to do part of the Green Chain walk from Erith to Falcoln Wood via Lessness Abbey Wood and Bostall wood. I shall have a look out an old factory building with chaps still trying to clean solidified gloop from the walls.

Meanwhile, your post has made page one of a google search for 'Marmite Factory Crayford'.

I advise firmly against walking through Erith, a, unless you have an armed security detail going with you.

I suppose google will charge me every time someone clicks that link now. I'm going to be broke, a

[Burney]

I shall be going to Erith next weekend to do part of the Green Chain walk from Erith to Falcoln Wood via Lessness Abbey Wood and Bostall wood. I shall have a look out an old factory building with chaps still trying to clean solidified gloop from the walls.

Meanwhile, your post has made page one of a google search for 'Marmite Factory Crayford'.

I'm pretty sure 'Marmite Factory' is a very unpleasant euphemism for the arsehole, isn't it?

[Pokster]

I'm pretty sure 'Marmite Factory' is a very unpleasant euphemism for the arsehole, isn't it?

I have never called WES Marmite in my life