So, the search for the wreckage of MH370 has been called off.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

To be fair, Maddy was a pretty little girl and if she was still alive, she may very well be a hot piece of ass by now. And she'd probably end up on Celebrity Big Brother where we'd get to see her in various states of undress. So for that reason alone, I'm happy for the hunt to continue.

You might wish to note she would be 13 now. Would that qualify in your view as "a hot piece of ass"?

[Burney]

You might wish to note she would be 13 now. Would that qualify in your view as "a hot piece of ass"?

Oh, ffs, mo! He dangled that bait hours ago and it was none too fresh then! We all studiously ignored it for a very good reason.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

I have only logged in now. Sites have been closed down for less than that, we live in strange times. I'm not moralising by the way, just pointing out the dangers.

[Luis Anaconda]

On Diego Garcia, the assembled CIA operatives chuckle and glance at the hangar within which the 777 is hidden away. In the undergrowth behind the hangar the jungle is reclaiming the rich soil above the pit filled with the remains of the passengers and crew.

Now the time has come to pack the fuselage with the explosives and programme the GPS for Washington...

At least we've found Per

[Burney]

On Diego Garcia, the assembled CIA operatives chuckle and glance at the hangar within which the 777 is hidden away. In the undergrowth behind the hangar the jungle is reclaiming the rich soil above the pit filled with the remains of the passengers and crew.

Now the time has come to pack the fuselage with the explosives and programme the GPS for Washington...

You don't think that might look a little...well...odd? Might go against the core CIA principle of plausible deniability, wouldn't you say?