Sword, Musket & Machine Gun.

[Sir C]

Afghan black was the pleasingly sticky, malleable one, wasn't it? Had the consistency of Plasticine.

The squidgy stuff, yes, I think so.

That ******* is ignoring me, btw.

[Burney]

The squidgy stuff, yes, I think so.

That ******* is ignoring me, btw.

You should've gone with the 'bought your book' thing. That would've made you a paying punter and deserving of response.

I'd do it, but then it'd look like there's an army of middle aged men who want to know where he got his jacket and that would definitely be weird. He's probably already considering contacting the police after your tweet.