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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    First Christmas party of the season at the Churchill War Rooms (my main conclusion about which is that the place must have properly pen and inked when it was full).
    All good fun, but at dinner I had the misfortune to be sat next to the most extraordinary fellow. He was unable to converse in anything but a full-throated shout (despite the fact that he was no more than two feet away from me) and apparently thought nothing of shouting across me at my other neighbour while I attempted to eat. He also ate like an animal, hunched over his plate with his face no more than six inches from his food.

    The man was to all intents and purposes sub-human.
    Come on, man, I'm not that bad! Had you chuckling a couple times.

    Also, it's not all intents and purposes. It's all intensive purposes. And it's not admirable, it's admiral. Admiral party we had.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by eastgermanautos View Post
    Come on, man, I'm not that bad! Had you chuckling a couple times.

    Also, it's not all intents and purposes. It's all intensive purposes. And it's not admirable, it's admiral. Admiral party we had.
    Oh I can forgive Americans. They are crass and loud, but they are simple creatures and know no better - like large, over-friendly dogs.

    This chap had no such excuse.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh I can forgive Americans. They are crass and loud, but they are simple creatures and know no better - like large, over-friendly dogs.

    This chap had no such excuse.
    I like that.
    I am curious to see how this American party I am going to will be.

    they are so optimistic. I've been talking to my colleagues over there and me being my sarcastic grumpy Jack Deeesque type character, they are just so positive about everything. Everything is awesome or will be amazing. Though my old boss though I am still with the company somehow gave me the most amazing over the top reference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I like that.
    I am curious to see how this American party I am going to will be.

    they are so optimistic. I've been talking to my colleagues over there and me being my sarcastic grumpy Jack Deeesque type character, they are just so positive about everything. Everything is awesome or will be amazing. Though my old boss though I am still with the company somehow gave me the most amazing over the top reference.
    The constant use of the term 'awesome' to mean 'Fine' in the US is extremely irritating. I lost track of the number of waiters who would interrupt one's meal in order to enquire if everything was 'good'. When one mumbled 'Fine, thanks' through a mouthful of food they would invariably respond 'Awesome!' as though you had paid them the greatest possible compliment.

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