Reply With QuoteIs it not apostasy to be celebrating this infidel festival?Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
How happy does he look
They'll be sharpening their fruit knives, I reckon.
How happy does he look
When I was young and full of rage
I hated Tottenham to the core
But now I've reached a gentler age
I hate the fůckers even more.
Is it not apostasy to be celebrating this infidel festival?How happy does he look
They'll be sharpening their fruit knives, I reckon.
Don't the Allans have some festival or other at the same time? Every other búgger seems to have piled in with made up stuff recently. Where did this Hanaka stuff spring from all of a sudden? Those sneaky jews invented it to cash in on our festival of spendy. Also Kwanza. Kwanza? Maybe that's the Allans' effort.
Jebus was a muslim prophet so I reckon Mesut will get away with a bit of a ticking off imo.
When I was young and full of rage
I hated Tottenham to the core
But now I've reached a gentler age
I hate the fůckers even more.
Kwanza is deffo madey-uppey. Some American chap came up with it in the 60s, I think. Channuka's just shíte, so you can't blame them for jumping on the Crimbo bandwagon. No idea what the muslim festival might be - one of the Eids, maybe?
Anyway, how boring must a muslim festival be? No drink, ffs!
This one is German, through and through. Lustily belting out drinking songs at the back of the team bus with Neuer and Poldi and the boys
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Indeed. Time for this old favouriteHow happy does he look
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
I had my first Jonah Louie sighting yesterday.
My eight year old is already heartily sick of "Last Christmas", has decided that "Sir" George Michael ought to have been given two minutes to breath and then summarily shot in his birthing pool.I had my first Jonah Louie sighting yesterday.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
You should sing him the version that goes 'but the very next day, you said you were gay'. That should get a chuckle out of any red-blooded eight year-old.
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