My mohito is quite exceptional, the Cowboys are 5-1, Arsenal are 2nd on goal difference only and the Guildford Gondoliers are top of the league.
Next up, lunch.
My mohito is quite exceptional, the Cowboys are 5-1, Arsenal are 2nd on goal difference only and the Guildford Gondoliers are top of the league.
Next up, lunch.
I'm genuinely curious: what does one actually find to do in such a place? You can't spend the whole day eating and drinking and lounging around by the pool, surely? What is there to go and see and experience? Are there any landmarks, sites of cultural or historical interest? Is there local cuisine to be had, things to be seen or experience?
Oh. So, it's basically an upscale Marbella, then?
I have no interest in sedentary holidays myself. Half a day of doing nothing is about all I can manage before I'm climbing the f@cking walls. I see no point in travelling thousands of miles and spending thousands of pounds and not coming back with a better understanding of the place I've travelled to.
Shopping, innit. It's a religion there.
He has the right idea, it seems; a man simply casts his wife, and any teenage daughters he is unfortunate enough to have been cursed with, loose into the streets and then orders another drink while muttering a quiet prayer for forgiveness to mighty Mammon, not forgetting to include humble tribute to American Express.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."