I always knew they were a bunch of ****ing weirdos on that show

[Pat Vegas]

It's all right Pat - we all think you're common anyway

What is the criteria for being common?

[Burney]

Oh, the kind face rule is infallible.

It's true, actually. You'll struggle to find a serial killer with a kind face.

[Luis Anaconda]

What is the criteria for being common?

A heart of gold, p - or being Canadian

[Burney]

What is the criteria for being common?

Not knowing that criteria takes the plural.

[Pat Vegas]

Not knowing that criteria takes the plural.

I could type criterion but then I would be accused of doing it on purpose.

[Sir C]

I could type criterion but then I would be accused of doing it on purpose.

Good Lord, a gentleman would never eat at The Criterion. A clip joint for tourists, when last I looked.

[Pat Vegas]

Good Lord, a gentleman would never eat at The Criterion. A clip joint for tourists, when last I looked.

Anyway you've all offended me greatly. I will never post on here again.

[Burney]

Good Lord, a gentleman would never eat at The Criterion. A clip joint for tourists, when last I looked.

I've only ever been to it twice. Both times for Christmas parties. The food was basically pub standard, but both times I ended up staggering into Piccadilly Circus full of Christmas cheer, so it did the job.

[Sir C]

I've only ever been to it twice. Both times for Christmas parties. The food was basically pub standard, but both times I ended up staggering into Piccadilly Circus full of Christmas cheer, so it did the job.

Oh it used to be jolly good fun when one was in town on a 48 during the last show, of course. But one was young then, and likely to die tomorrow, so some booze and a comely WAAF was enough for fleeting happiness.

[Burney]

Oh it used to be jolly good fun when one was in town on a 48 during the last show, of course. But one was young then, and likely to die tomorrow, so some booze and a comely WAAF was enough for fleeting happiness.

I do worry about you sometimes.