After reading the sticky thread and some of the comments. I can not help but think

[Mo Britain less Europe]

My cousin should never have moved to Melbourne. Yes, the wife's a nice girl but already has three grown-up kids. There could be trouble ahead.

[Sir C]

My cousin should never have moved to Melbourne. Yes, the wife's a nice girl but already has three grown-up kids. There could be trouble ahead.

One knows so little of the Antipodes, m. It is a source of much regret. The people, I believe, are absolute savages, but I hear tales of unspoilt vistas and vast empty spaces.

Have you ever failed to carry a hi vis vest whilst motoring in France?

[Burney]

One knows so little of the Antipodes, m. It is a source of much regret. The people, I believe, are absolute savages, but I hear tales of unspoilt vistas and vast empty spaces.

Have you ever failed to carry a hi vis vest whilst motoring in France?

It's the breathalysers I resent. Two of the ****ers!

[Sir C]

It's the breathalysers I resent. Two of the ****ers!

But of course because the law was utterly ignored by the local population, they changed the penalty for failing to carry them to... no penalty.

[Ash]

It's the breathalysers I resent. Two of the ****ers!

Why, do the french police not have any of their own?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

One knows so little of the Antipodes, m. It is a source of much regret. The people, I believe, are absolute savages, but I hear tales of unspoilt vistas and vast empty spaces.

Have you ever failed to carry a hi vis vest whilst motoring in France?

Funny you should ask that.

On a camping tri at school it rained so much I actually lost one of my trainers to the mud. Worst of it was they were brand new Nike Daybreaks. Lovely bit of trainer that.

[Sir C]

Funny you should ask that.

On a camping tri at school it rained so much I actually lost one of my trainers to the mud. Worst of it was they were brand new Nike Daybreaks. Lovely bit of trainer that.

That's a good point, actually. So many people make the mistake of moving the meat around the pan. Just let it sit there to build a crust, ffs!

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Apparently it wasn't always a given that Poirot would be sporting that huge tache. Makes you think doesn't it?

[Burney]

Apparently it wasn't always a given that Poirot would be sporting that huge tache. Makes you think doesn't it?

Apparently, Agatha Christie fùcking hated Poirot. Really hated him.

[Sir C]

Apparently it wasn't always a given that Poirot would be sporting that huge tache. Makes you think doesn't it?

I'll have no truck with the fellow. Belgian, see?

Now Maigret. There's a detective for you. Have you ever mused, as I often have, whether, should Inspector Maigret have opened the batting for the Police Judiciare First Xl, and should be, by chance, be be bowled first ball, would it be rude to describe him as a Maigret de Canard?

BOOM!