Is it worth my while participating in this forum or is it a closed shop?

[Awimb]

I'm sorry.That is not food.They are obviously all characters from a Disney film

I wanted cheddar on water biscuits. I feel a divorce may be in the offing.

[Burney]

I wanted cheddar on water biscuits. I feel a divorce may be in the offing.

Yes. Water biscuits are the thing. I was going to have cheese and biccies for supper last night (big lunch, y'see?), but then I got a yearning for a prawn, mayonnaise and lettuce sandwich, so I made those instead. Ketchup, lemon juice and cayenne in the mayonnaise, of course - proper fancy.

[Sir C]

Yes. Water biscuits are the thing. I was going to have cheese and biccies for supper last night (big lunch, y'see?), but then I got a yearning for a prawn, mayonnaise and lettuce sandwich, so I made those instead. Ketchup, lemon juice and cayenne in the mayonnaise, of course - proper fancy.

You are aware, of course, of the secret ingredient which makes a Marie Rose a proper Marie Rose?

[Burney]

You are aware, of course, of the secret ingredient which makes a Marie Rose a proper Marie Rose?

Worcester sauce, isn't it? I've tried it, but it makes it taste a bit sweaty

[Sir C]

Worcester sauce, isn't it? I've tried it, but it makes it taste a bit sweaty

Lord no! Worcestershire sauce? The idea of it!

I'm surprised at this gap in your basic culinary knowledge, b.

[Burney]

Lord no! Worcestershire sauce? The idea of it!

I'm surprised at this gap in your basic culinary knowledge, b.

Go on, then. You're clearly itching to tell me.

[Sir C]

Go on, then. You're clearly itching to tell me.

Well. I don't mind telling you if you really want to know.

I'm just a bit shocked, to be honest. I mean, there's little more basic than a Marie Rose sauce. Surely everyone has that in their repertoire?

Clearly not.