Is it worth my while participating in this forum or is it a closed shop?

[Awimb]

Hmmm. It sounds to me as if your wife is trying to tell you she yearns for a more sophisticated and adventurous life and that she's frustrated with your Cheddar and water biscuits ways.

Hmmmmm- she has been going to the gym a lot lately and refused me a blow job at the weekend even though it was the third Saturday of the month

[Burney]

Hmmmmm- she has been going to the gym a lot lately and refused me a blow job at the weekend even though it was the third Saturday of the month

Ah. She's getting a good reaming off of some other fella I'd say. Still, it saves you a job, doesn't it?