nonsense.
https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...r-zionism-jews
And how would David Baddiel know better than Her Shaminess, eh? Just because he's a jew. I mean Ken's mates with lots of semitic people. Admittedly they're the kind of semites who want all the jews dead, but, you know, Thatcher.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
But you can't be left-wing AND a racist. It's an impossibility. Therefore, anyone who accuses a lefty of racism is lying. That's just logic, that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Good piece though it is, the problem is that even Baddiel shies away from pointing out exactly where the massive increase in anti-semitic incidents has come from. There's a tendency to lump the tiny number of far right incidents in with those perpetrated by muslims as though they were statistically equivalent.
Yes, very good. Like the bit about saying Israelis instead of Jews - you do see that quite a lotQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:nod: When I'm racially abusing monty in future I will certainly be calling him a zionist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
It's the smart way to give offence without being branded a racist.
Was it you who once suggested you felt that referring to a Jewish person as 'a Jew' rather than Jewish sounded a bit off?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yes, I've always felt that it sounds a bit brutal or disrespectful. I've probably just known too many Germans, to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It might simply be that we grew up at a time when, if someone dropped a penny, anyone who picked it up would immediately be taunted with 'JEW!', so we think of it as a term of abuse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
"Jewbag!" would have been the mot juste in my day, accompanied by a hooked finger rubbing the nose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Simpler, better days, of course.
Yes. Honest-to-goodness racism back then. None of your covert rubbish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:nono: There was no racism, of course. It was a simple objection to the behaviour of the fscist Israeli state, and a statement of unity with the oppressed Palestinian people, yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Oh. I thought it was a reference to Jews' traditional place as usurers and the avarice and miserliness associated therewith?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I remember being quite disappointed that the first Jew I ever knowingly knew didn't have a big nose. I'd like to say this taught me always to distrust stereotypes, but I'd be lying.
Big nose or not, he was still mercilessly taunted, though, obvs. Sorry Alan. :-(
My closest friend from the age of 11 into my 20s was a jewish and he lacked anything extraordinary in the hooter department; he was, however, tighter than the proverbial duck's arse, manifestations of which tightness naturally leading me to cry, 'Jewbag!' and rub the nose in the approved fashion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
My first jewish love, a fine physical specimen, described herself as 'like all jewish girls, big títs, big nose, big appetites'.
Phwoar. What a goer she was. High maintenance, of course.
I recently stalked her on Facebook and discovered that she is now an 18 stone heifer. This made me sad.
They do, though, don't they? Sometimes I see Nigella Lawson on telly and wonder how anyone copes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
We didn't even know this chap was Jewish until the Divinity teacher mentioned it one day in a lesson. Poor bàstard could have got away with it for years otherwise.
I once had to pull into the car park of Finchley Golf Club and do the wicked deed in the back of the car because she couldn't wait to get home. Nasty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
What was the car?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Capri 2.8i Special. The one with the 5-speed gearbox and the cross-spoke alloys.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Great car. Not much room in the back.
Were you even a member?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:hehe: No, but her father was, I remember her mentioning it. Perhaps that's what drove the filthy minx.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Her or the car?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Ha! Well played the insider!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Insider
Maybe it is just me but I don't really get why anybody would hate Jews. It is such a broad focus for hatred, largely invisible (unless you think you can spot a Jewish person) and there is no recent immigration to foster resentment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It seems a horribly old fashioned prejudice, like people who still moan about the Irish. ****ing weirdos (them, not the Irish)
You in a Capri ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It was a thing of great beauty, peter, and not a little dangerous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
I was considered quite the young buck in such a powerful machine at the age of 17.
Your initial post about the Jewish girl was terribly offensive for a number of reasons. Nevertheless I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. Brought back some happy memories ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I nearly bought a classic Capri about 15 years ago- 3.0 Ghia, a wonderful looker. I wish I had bought it...
You can't beat a jewish princess in the sack, p. Not unless she's into that sort of thing, of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
Ah yes, the 3.0 V6 'Essex' was the predecessor of the 2.8 V6 'Cologne' in the Capri, developing 150 bhp against the 2.8's 160. The later car came with additional tricks such as a limited slip diff and, in it's final couple of production years, a 5 speed gearbox, an almost unheard of luxury at the time.
I had a used black one, which got stolen, and then I bought a new white one, my first ever new car. Such exciting times! Remarkable to think that I never killed myself. 160 bhp on a cart-sprung rear axle, drum brakes on the rears and, of course, no such things as ABS or mucking about with seatbelts.
Seatbelts :hehe:
Forget the car
Do you have any more details about the Jewish girl with the big everything ?
It's a long time ago, v, and my memory isn't what it was, although I don't really remember what it was because my memory isn't so great. But anyway. She was in her early 20s, about 5' 2", slim, big boobies and a sort of rounded bottom and bottle blonde. She favoured pencil skirts and ankle boots and always, but always, hold ups. I seem to recall, although I could be mixing her up with another, that she sported nipples like chapel hat pegs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
:clap: wd daughters of Abraham.
The memory only recalls the really important bits !Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The lady sounds voluptuous and secretarial and even has a choice of hat hanging accessories.
Your courting confessional still has a glow about it
Back in 10
The only Jewish girl I ever shagged did not have big tits - massive areole though. she had have a biggish nose. She is now a sex goddess.