I think the technically correct response is: "Beat that." followed by a long draught of your beer.
I wonder whether Barry Bueno possesses the Browne genes
Were there any song requests played at his funeral ?
Browne Sh1tter by The Rolling Stones perhaps
Burney "I had an acquaintance who, on farting, belching, coughing something up, having taken a particularly foul dump or puking would gravely intone 'Better an empty house than a bad lodger' as though this expiated all sins.
Needless to say, he was northern."
Gotta be Prescott
Or Cyril Smith