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Any tips? :)
Quote: Originally Posted by Peter Any tips? :) I'd probably word the advert a bit differently, p. Honesty is good but that may be a bit too far
Quote: Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda I'd probably word the advert a bit differently, p. Honesty is good but that may be a bit too far I dont want to waste people's time :) I suppose I could tidy up a bit. THat might help.
Festoon the bathroom with fresh towels Heat up some cinnamon on the stove to give the property a baked bread aroma
Quote: Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda I'd probably word the advert a bit differently, p. Honesty is good but that may be a bit too far How about 'Sh1t house owned by a failed hippy now for sale. The house is almost as sh1t as the price I'm asking for it. What more do you want?'.
Quote: Originally Posted by Peter I dont want to waste people's time :) I suppose I could tidy up a bit. THat might help. ".....with scope for improvement." are the words you want, p. I'll email you my invoice.
Quote: Originally Posted by Peter Any tips? :) Have you tried papering over the cracks? Worked for Arsene for years. :cooper:
Quote: Originally Posted by Ash Have you tried papering over the cracks? Worked for Arsene for years. :cooper: I did, literally, try that with one of the internal doors. The results were no more impressive than Arsene's :( Nobody in their right mind is going to buy this ****hole.
Quote: Originally Posted by WES How about 'Sh1t house owned by a failed hippy now for sale. The house is almost as sh1t as the price I'm asking for it. What more do you want?'. I am not a failed hippy. Over the years I have proved rather good at being a hippy.
Quote: Originally Posted by Peter I am not a failed hippy. Over the years I have proved rather good at being a hippy. I didn't think hippies were supposed to own houses of any sort. Nor a Rover for that matter. The cat is fine, I suppose. :rubchin: