Hammers win 4-0. Our ex Bubble scored 2. Sperz now in bottom 3 with 1 game in hand.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I like the Hammers. I wasn't their greatest fan when I was at Wembley in 1980 or when I took our Cornish nephew to our first defeat at Ashburton. But I like them and want them to stay up.

[7sisters]

I like the Hammers. I wasn't their greatest fan when I was at Wembley in 1980 or when I took our Cornish nephew to our first defeat at Ashburton. But I like them and want them to stay up.

They have been a bit of a bogey side to us over the years on a few occasions. Their tales are up, fighting to stay in the Prem and we still have to go there