Have you got a horse outside?Originally Posted by Sir C
Have you got a horse outside?
Fúck your Subaru.
Well you can't just leave it there! You have to tell the horse story.
Ah, sorry. I went for a walk up Chapman's Lane and encountered a cute little pony wandering down the road. We quickly became firm friends. I took him to a nearby house which has stables to see if he had escaped from there, but there was no one there. I popped him into a paddock for safe keeping and wandered off, asking at the various houses and farms, but the concensus seemed to be 'escaped pikey pony'. Back I went to where I had lodged him, to find a somewhat puzzled lady looking at this interloper who appeared to have the ability to open several gates and let himself in.
Anyway, the poor beast appears to have been abandoned and the glw is determined that we have to take him in...
This was inevitable. But how will the cats feel about this? Would you be able to ride around on him? How are his manners?
also, want to be careful of the pikeys finding out that you've had their 'orse
He is the size of a large dog. A charming fellow though, I must confess.
I am concerned about pikeys knocking on my door demanding their property back.
Well if they do, he hasn't been abandoned. You can say you were simply looking after him and return him with a clear conscience while they scope your house for valuables and inevitably break in the following week.He is the size of a large dog. A charming fellow though, I must confess.
I am concerned about pikeys knocking on my door demanding their property back.
Nice, but you'll have to report it to the police. No question.
He is the size of a large dog. A charming fellow though, I must confess.
I am concerned about pikeys knocking on my door demanding their property back.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
you'll get beaten up by pikeys who will then burn down your house, sc.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
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