It's my birthday today. I am 55 years young.

[Burney]

Thanks i.

I'm quite a cheerful chap in general, actually.

I'm the miserable one, surely?

[Sir C]

I'm the miserable one, surely?

You often remind me of the great Wodehovian line, 'It has never been hard to tell the difference between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.'

Without the scotch bit, naturally.