Best premier league goals 2018/19 on Sky

[barrybueno]

The before time, h. When we could go outside; go to pubs and restaurants and touch each other (not like that). Do you realise that the last meal I had out was an abjectly poor club sandwich in a shítty hotel in Gaydon? The chicken had clearly come straight out of the fridge and they served it with bacon-flavoured crisps, ffs! It was abominable, but I'd sexually molest an alligator to be able to do that now.

You're on to a movie there B. 'The Before Time' It will become the new BC. On a lighter note (I think) I haven't had a fag for 3 weeks. Do they go off?

[Burney]

You're on to a movie there B. 'The Before Time' It will become the new BC. On a lighter note (I think) I haven't had a fag for 3 weeks. Do they go off?

One day, bb, we who survive the plague shall dandle our PPE-clad younglings on our knees and tell them tales of the Before Time. Going on aeroplanes, shaking hands, packing ourselves into tube trains to go tnto 'Lon-Don'. They shan't believe us, of course. They'll dismiss these as the ramblings of fanciful dotards. Then they'll book us in for our appointment to be turned into Soylent Green.

[barrybueno]

One day, bb, we who survive the plague shall dandle our PPE-clad younglings on our knees and tell them tales of the Before Time. Going on aeroplanes, shaking hands, packing ourselves into tube trains to go tnto 'Lon-Don'. They shan't believe us, of course. They'll dismiss these as the ramblings of fanciful dotards. Then they'll book us in for our appointment to be turned into Soylent Green.

Superb stuff, the movie almost writes itself. They'll never believe there were public houses. I'm starting to question it myself Let's tell them Arsenal did the double in '99 and the evil Ferguson went in to a mental home.