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Thread: Cup final tomorrow boys.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    I trust you'll still belt out Abide With Me along with the rest of us, as you whirl around the kitchen in your pinny? I mean, there's still standards, isn't there. Traditions and a' that
    I see it's a good old traditional 17:30 k.o. Oh how I despise the FA
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It’s just not the same, is it?
    No, it is different but lovely still. I do hope you are more able to take joy from modern life than you appear.

    Speaking several years in advance, you need to take joy where you find it my friend.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by AFC East View Post
    No, it is different but lovely still. I do hope you are more able to take joy from modern life than you appear.

    Speaking several years in advance, you need to take joy where you find it my friend.
    I fear you have me confused with someone else, old boy. A fellow with a sunnier disposition than me is a rare find indeed.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It’s just not the same, is it?
    Matt Macey is rather a tall chap, isn't he?



    I'm guessing Leno is not actually a dwarf...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Matt Macey is rather a tall chap, isn't he?



    I'm guessing Leno is not actually a dwarf...
    Too tall for a keeper

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Too tall for a keeper
    You scoff, but did you realised that in his 23-year club career, Stuart Taylor has made a grand total of 75 first-team appearances in total? That's right, just over three per year.

    Why? Because he was too tall. FACT.

  7. #17

    True b - keeps banging his bonce on the crossbar. Done it so many times now it has

    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You scoff, but did you realised that in his 23-year club career, Stuart Taylor has made a grand total of 75 first-team appearances in total? That's right, just over three per year.

    Why? Because he was too tall. FACT.
    rendered him a simpleton and no-one at the club has the heart to release him

    That said, they didn't appear to have the heart to get shot of Almunia either who wasn't so much a simpleton as a simply giant clown's cvnt.

  8. #18
    'Course it is; stands to reason. B's just being an enormous crosspatch.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Here is wisdom.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    That said, they didn't appear to have the heart to get shot of Almunia either who wasn't so much a simpleton as a simply giant clown's cvnt.

    ONE HUNDRED AND NINE APPEARANCES!

    fúcking hell...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    ONE HUNDRED AND NINE APPEARANCES!

    fúcking hell...
    At least he was better than Vince Bartram

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