What did you get for Xmas?

[Pat Vegas]

One of those Ancestry DNA kits, lounge wear, trainers, Arsenal calendar.......

Trainers always good, I got some Alexander McQueen trainers. I can barely drive in them

[PSRB]

I’ve heard some right stories about this like the black girl who decided to reveal it live on YouTube but it said she was 25% white and she flipped out...and the people who are getting like 2% Navajo Indian so claiming to be a minority to get into university.

Would be great if you let us know the results...most intrigued by it.

I'm slightly concerned about some paternity suits but also, as adopted, I'd like to know more about my heritage

[Burney]

Which knife did you get?

An 18cm Global Santoku. It's rather beautiful and it's almost a shame to get it dirty.

[Sir C]

Which hunting coat? Always keen to update my National Hunt fashion

Verney Carron. Camo rather than pink tbh.

[Sir C]

An 18cm Global Santoku. It's rather beautiful and it's almost a shame to get it dirty.

That's become my favourite knife. I do everything from chopping onions to carving joints with that bad boy.

Mazel tov!

[Sir C]

A Fjällräven parka.

Love Fjallraven, although it was a mistake buying the heavy down coat when it snowed a couple of years ago. Going for a walk in minus 2 I almost died of heat exhaustion.

[Burney]

That's become my favourite knife. I do everything from chopping onions to carving joints with that bad boy.

Mazel tov!

Yes, I know. I did a rib of beef with it. Much more wieldy than a carving knife.

I've a feeling it'll be a bugger to sharpen. Might start getting professionals to sharpen my knives for me. Life is a bit short to be f@cking about with a whetstone for half a day.

[Sir C]

Yes, I know. I did a rib of beef with it. Much more wieldy than a carving knife.

I've a feeling it'll be a bugger to sharpen. Might start getting professionals to sharpen my knives for me. Life is a bit short to be f@cking about with a whetstone for half a day.

I called in a professional last year and he was rubbish.

I bought a little electric sharpener from amazon. Works extremely well although I guess it isn't doing the knives any good in the long term.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

An 18cm Global Santoku. It's rather beautiful and it's almost a shame to get it dirty.

half way through your bone

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I'm slightly concerned about some paternity suits but also, as adopted, I'd like to know more about my heritage

I suspect you'll transpire to be 98% pikey traveller p.