C, you promised to tell me today if you really are collecting the 4 horses of the

[Luis Anaconda]

Hmmm. Dunno. What about bats and all their bat AIDS? Bats can fúck off.

And thon parasitic wasps that convinced Darwin there was no benign God? They're nasty c@nts.

And swans - swans are ****s aren't they b

[Burney]

And swans - swans are ****s aren't they b

They look nice, but they'll break your arm soon as look at you, la.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

And swans - swans are ****s aren't they b

Actually, you're right about swans, LA.

One festie in France, we went off to a lake and did loads of acid. There were ducks and geese and a couple of swans. They look lovely, the swans, but they're just like raggas.

They just glided across the lake and whenever they saw a duck or goose nearby, they went after it and tried to mug it. Vicious båstards, imo.