Today, I learnt that Alexander The Great became King because his father's

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assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

What have you learnt today, awimb?

I learnt the sales fella who I always assumed was a cund but gave him the benefit of the doubt is in fact a complete and utter cund.