So I feel I ought to mark Brexit Day with a nice dinner.

[Burney]

To truly reflect the day, I suggest that you take some meat and boil it until it's grey. Take bread and make a pap, with milk. Eat this with some nice ale, a pint of Tepid Dishwater should do you nicely.

Roast beef would make sense, but it would be wrong on a Friday. What are you making tonight?

[Sir C]

Roast beef would make sense, but it would be wrong on a Friday. What are you making tonight?

Today we will have a special treat as it's Friday.

For each diner:

Lean eye of sirloin steak, 150 g - 275 calories
Brocolli, steamed, 6 florets - 30 calories
Lettuce, little gem, one - 30 calories
Vinaigrette, 1/2 tablespoon - 60 calories

Red wine, 750 ml - 616 calories

Meal total: 1016 calories.

[Burney]

Today we will have a special treat as it's Friday.

For each diner:

Lean eye of sirloin steak, 150 g - 275 calories
Brocolli, steamed, 6 florets - 30 calories
Lettuce, little gem, one - 30 calories
Vinaigrette, 1/2 tablespoon - 60 calories

Red wine, 750 ml - 616 calories

Meal total: 1016 calories.

Oh, dear. I forgot you'd turned protestant.

[Sir C]

Oh, dear. I forgot you'd turned protestant.

I'm almost there, actually. I've taken off 7lbs in about 10 days.

I'm staying on it until next Friday, when I will eat breakfast at the A1 Truckstop at Colserworth (the so-called 'Belly Buster') followed by fish and chips for lunch at The Old Keswickian.

[Burney]

I'm almost there, actually. I've taken off 7lbs in about 10 days.

I'm staying on it until next Friday, when I will eat breakfast at the A1 Truckstop at Colserworth (the so-called 'Belly Buster') followed by fish and chips for lunch at The Old Keswickian.

This belly buster. Beans? Chips? Bubble?

[Sir C]

This belly buster. Beans? Chips? Bubble?

D'you know, I'm not entirely sure. I just remember seeing it on the menu and promising myself that next time...

[Burney]

D'you know, I'm not entirely sure. I just remember seeing it on the menu and promising myself that next time...

Chips and beans with a fry-up is an absolute disgrace and really filthy, but very nice. I like to break up an egg yolk in the beans, squirt in some ketchup and then just cover the chips in it.

[IUFG]

I'm almost there, actually. I've taken off 7lbs in about 10 days.

I'm staying on it until next Friday, when I will eat breakfast at the A1 Truckstop at Colserworth (the so-called 'Belly Buster') followed by fish and chips for lunch at The Old Keswickian.

that is a great greasy spoon, sc. Though that roundabout outside is a leeeetel beeet Russian Roulette as no-one ever seems to indicate whether they are turning into the services or going straight on. Cnuts.

[Sir C]

that is a great greasy spoon, sc. Though that roundabout outside is a leeeetel beeet Russian Roulette as no-one ever seems to indicate whether they are turning into the services or going straight on. Cnuts.

I went there a few months ago. It was the glw's first experience of such an establishment.

She eyed the clientele nervously and at one point asked me plaintively, "Are we actually allowed to be in here?" Like there was some sort of working class test which we would fail.

[Burney]

I went there a few months ago. It was the glw's first experience of such an establishment.

She eyed the clientele nervously and at one point asked me plaintively, "Are we actually allowed to be in here?" Like there was some sort of working class test which we would fail.

It must be nice for the lorry drivers to meet a woman they don't then go on to murder.