Is it worth my while participating in this forum or is it a closed shop?

[Awimb]

I'm not sure we allow people who eat artisan crackers on this board, tbh. I don't really know what an artisan cracker is. Is it a type of well?

Not only "Artisan" but made with Greek Yoghurt and Himalayan Pink Salt - Canadian apparently which explains a lot. Seems they were trying to cover most major population centres.

[Burney]

Not only "Artisan" but made with Greek Yoghurt and Himalayan Pink Salt - Canadian apparently which explains a lot. Seems they were trying to cover most major population centres.

Hmmm. It sounds to me as if your wife is trying to tell you she yearns for a more sophisticated and adventurous life and that she's frustrated with your Cheddar and water biscuits ways.