Good man, WES. As you say, melted cheese on a noble lobster is an abomination. The poor beast deserves better than that if he's giving his life for my pleasure.
As for the CdP, I still haven't worked out how the glass didn't break given he said they fell off the back of a lorry, but I'd never believe that a friend would lie to me so I'm sure it's all above board.
This is your guy innit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF2WoWAHjUY
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'