Looking forward to the League Cup tie with Forest tonight

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Well that's really Sokratis's fault not Luiz's. The latter has played in a League title winning team, a Champions League winning team and other sundry cups. I doubt if he was "****" he would have done so. Also check out Chelsea's defensive record this season - definitely hasn't improved since selling him

I really thought he'd be a great short term fix. I was delighted when we signed him. Now I've actually had a look at him, as opposed to his trophy cabinet, I want him sent back to West London and his place given to Holding, Chambers or even Mustafi.

I don't like him, and his hairdo makes it hard to tell him from Gwendo when the stream's dodgy.

Only league clean sheet was when he didn't play.

[Luis Anaconda]

I really thought he'd be a great short term fix. I was delighted when we signed him. Now I've actually had a look at him, as opposed to his trophy cabinet, I want him sent back to West London and his place given to Holding, Chambers or even Mustafi.

I don't like him, and his hairdo makes it hard to tell him from Gwendo when the stream's dodgy.

Only league clean sheet was when he didn't play.

Against an utterly toothless Newcastle attack, you mean - not sure you need Sherlock to work out why that may be. Defensive partnerships need time to settle as well (Adams and Bould conceded 10 goals in their first five games together ) Absolutely agree about getting the two shaggy haired ones confused though