This place is AFTV

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I'm going to bite my tongue out of respect that you're a man, like me, who likes cats.

Puddle Paws was dribbling on his bottom lick when I gave him a stroke just now. He goes psycho for fresh, raw tuna. We have to buy 2 packets {of two fillets each} now, so he can have won - we carpaccio the other 3 between us.

I'd never eaten tinned tuna, but Aldi had some in spring water instead of oil or brine so thought I'd try him on some of that. Now he refuses to eat his dreamies and just walks from his food cupboard to the fridge demanding more tinned tuna.

And the Licky Lix - dear God, have you tried them on those? Crack-heads white-spotting on the floor for crumbs of crack have nothing on Puddles when you put the Licky Lix out for him. They'd ban it if it was for humans.

[John Bunnell]

Puddle Paws was dribbling on his bottom lick when I gave him a stroke just now. He goes psycho for fresh, raw tuna. We have to buy 2 packets {of two fillets each} now, so he can have won - we carpaccio the other 3 between us.

I'd never eaten tinned tuna, but Aldi had some in spring water instead of oil or brine so thought I'd try him on some of that. Now he refuses to eat his dreamies and just walks from his food cupboard to the fridge demanding more tinned tuna.

And the Licky Lix - dear God, have you tried them on those? Crack-heads white-spotting on the floor for crumbs of crack have nothing on Puddles when you put the Licky Lix out for him. They'd ban it if it was for humans.

My cats gets Whiskers dried food, with the occasional dreamies as a treat. My first cat lived to the ripe old age of 21 with that diet bless her insanely fluffy soul. She was a Siberian Long Hair!

My good friend has a British Blue Short Hair and treats him like Royalty. He actually orders this wet gourmet cat food that works out as £5 per pouch. Those pouches are tiny. Absurd. I looked after Winston (the British Blue's name) when my friend went away so I was feeding him Whiskers dry and he wouldn't touch that gourmet stuff and only wanted Whiskers from that point. My friend was pee'd off about it but somehow he's managed to get lil Winston back on the gourmet food after a couple months.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

My cats gets Whiskers dried food, with the occasional dreamies as a treat. My first cat lived to the ripe old age of 21 with that diet bless her insanely fluffy soul. She was a Siberian Long Hair!

My good friend has a British Blue Short Hair and treats him like Royalty. He actually orders this wet gourmet cat food that works out as £5 per pouch. Those pouches are tiny. Absurd. I looked after Winston (the British Blue's name) when my friend went away so I was feeding him Whiskers dry and he wouldn't touch that gourmet stuff and only wanted Whiskers from that point. My friend was pee'd off about it but somehow he's managed to get lil Winston back on the gourmet food after a couple months.

Puddles eats the Whiskers biscuits, but often just picks out the yellow ones. He liked Dreamies, and the Aldi ones just as much until I started giving him tinned tuna and now wants that all the time. Got him a Felix Goody Bag to try to get him back into them.

But he really just likes raw steak, lamb and tuna. He goes mad for tuna. He even hissed at us once on a tuna come-down.

Try Licky Lix. PP loves those. We squirt it onto this square shaped silver spoon we found in my late mum's house.

He gives us tail strokes - he strokes our legs, arms, wrists, faces etc with his tail.