It's a load of old cobblers, i, hyped out of all proportion by weaklings, solipsists and drama queens. "Oh no I'm going to die!" So what? What makes you so special that your passing is of any importance?
3 old dears died of the flu and we all went and hid behind the sofa. Socialism has weakened our moral fibre and destroyed our once proud nation. That is why I have formally withdrawn from society.
I'm out on the piss tonight, mind.